You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
