Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just had sex bonerless
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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