Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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