worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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