OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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