sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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