I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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