I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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