Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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