pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I yelled at your uterus for you.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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