chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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