i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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