Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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