I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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