It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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