I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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