is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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