would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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