Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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