i barfeds in our rink
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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