Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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