Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Randomize