all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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