$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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