i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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