i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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