There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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