Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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