i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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