The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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