yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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