he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I love having hate sex.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sext me about skeletons
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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