living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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