When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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