There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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a search helicopter?!
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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