Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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