its not stalking. its research.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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