She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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