Say something about gay babies.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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