yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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