i just google imaged poop.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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