i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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