your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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