Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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