Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I could fuck to npr.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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