Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Randomize
