ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Boobs speak an international language.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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