If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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