So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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