508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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