I heard we made out
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
look no pants
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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