oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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