one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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