I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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