Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
how does that bad decision feel?
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