i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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